"It's a good thing you're not crazy, because if you combine crazy with whatever the fuck is wrong with you we'll be in real trouble." - Firebrand

"No matter where you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai

"Um, how do I put this in retardonese" - Alucard

"My boys just might be able to take 'em. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot." - Ash

"Ewoks do have a purpose. They show you that cute things WILL eat you at the first given opportunity." - Kuros

"I'm Advanced." - Gir

"Not everything is what it seems, but everything is exactly what it is." - Buckaroo Banzai

"Fuck, shit, baseball!" - Fighter

"Fly yes, land no." - Indiana Jones

"We're not just doing this for money. We're doing this for a shitload of money!" - Captain Lonestar

"It looked better as constructs." - Ninja

"Let's all get drunk and play pingpong." - Captain Jean Luc Picard

"Two Monkeys playing patty-cake make a very happy badger." - Alucard

"Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun." - Ash

"A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood." - Firebrand

"Don't get hurt." - X-Com

"I'll allow it." - Judge Mills Lane

"Because I'm a bastard." - Taloon

"One day, I will stand at the top of my mountain, I will have all of your hopes and dreams scattered at my feet, and I will crush them beneath my iron boot." - Firebrand as Victor von Doom

"Have you ever been a clown? Have you ever been a walruss? Good then your not a vampire. I don't talk to vampires, they drink your milk." - Raphael

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... smells like - victory." - Lt. Col. Kilgore