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The Overlaping Layer of Underlying Chaos... We're so cool we overline our name.

Welcome to TOLUC. It's like that little bit of Anarchy that's sticking out the top of all that Chaos you can't see under everything else... N'stuff. You may have seen sites like this before or you may not have or you may think you did but aren't sure that you did or maybe you did but forgot. In any case you've never seen a site like this before! It's like a barrel full of Monkeys smack dab right in the middle of Nam. Or maybe more like a jelly-roll... with frosting... and coffee... and a cheap napkin... that won't clean up the mess. Or maybe you have a better idea? If you do feel free to tell us. We will igno... I mean carefully read your comments and through our exacting selection process we will randomly choose good ones or bad ones (damn iguanas) and put them here on our site without giving any credit to... Oh wait nevermind that last bit. The address to contact us if you have ideas or praise will be here. All comments relating to us being "worthless wastes of humanity" can be directed here.

And now for the instructions on how to use this site, for your convenience we have put this information into a handy outline format:
I. Do retarded manager dance
 A. Preparation
  1. Stand on left foot
  2. Elevate right foot
 B. Execution
  1. Arm Actions
   a. Flail Right Arm
   b. Flail Left Arm
  2. Other Parts
   a. Flail Right foot
   b. Flail Head
 C. Completion
  1. Lose balance
  2. Step back
  3. Hit head
II. Purchase Supplies
 A. Get rifle
  1. If you are in the US this is no problem for you
  2. If you are not in the US you should be
   a. If you are in Canada you are in the US
   b. If you are in France/Quebec shoot everyone you see
 B. Get Knife
  1. If you are in the US this is no problem for you
  2. If you are not in the US you should be
   a. If you are in Canada you are in the US
   b. If you are in France/Quebec stab everyone you see
 C. Get Spatula
  1. If you are in the US this is no problem for you
  2. If you are not in the US you should be
   a. If you are in Canada you are in the US
   b. If you are in France/Quebec... Return to previous supply acquisitions
 D. Get Soda
  1. Get Dew
   a. Chug all the Dew
   b. Burp loudly
  2. Get Dew